*whatever group of people tried to claim that male and female are no different from each other never sat in the middle of 30 jr high girls watching a team of 10 jr high boys playing basketball...
*when your 13-year-old son tells you that he is not nervous when 30 jr high girls are watching him play basketball, he is lying
*little girls who promise to clean up after dumping several hundred pieces of confetti at a baby shower will use every method possible to pick up said pieces without actually using their hands
*little girls who promise to clean up after dumping several hundred pieces of confetti at a baby shower will try to get out of cleaning up said pieces of confetti
*a wife who annoys her husband in the grocery story can still trick him into spending more money than he intended and innocently ask for more later to go out with friends
*don't ever try to give marital advice to your own father when you are in the dairy aisle standing next to a church elder's wife
*better yet, don't ever give marital advice to your own father
*if you are trying to keep your interim job as a worship coordinator do not plan a service containing a song by the 80's rock band, Whiteheart
Have a happy Sunday!